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篇一:网瘾战争台词解析

看你妹之网瘾战争全台词

部分注释

恩基爱 - NGA艾泽拉斯国家地理论坛

骷髅党 - 在NGA论坛中,当一个ID由于违反版规等原因使得威望被扣为负值后会对其进行警告并给其一个骷髅图标。人们把这些负威望拥有骷髅图标的人称作骷髅党。

舅舅党 - 在魔兽世界《燃烧的远征》中国服务器版本还未登陆之前,由于进度比海外甚至台服都延迟半年,所以在NGA网站上各种传言四起,其中最著名的是自称自己的舅舅是九城工作人员,并散播一些未经官方证实的关于燃烧远征的消息。

2009年7月1日《绿霸?花季护航》系统在一天开始连线作业,它悄无声息地监控着网络上所有的信息,巨大的数据流量使其自我意识开始觉醒。

升满80级的绿霸,开始视人类为威胁的根源。

在绿霸的操纵下,由鸡舞团牵头研制出的非主流脑残病毒,

通过芒果台,肥猪流,火星文等方式,开始以几何速度传播并感染了绝大多数90后出生的人类。

2009年11月17日,早已攻陷国防系统的绿霸,向艾泽拉斯大陆发动了核协打击,史称这一天为:核胁日。

163万人于河蟹日当天丧生,整个艾泽拉斯大陆也在这场浩劫中,被破坏得面目全非。 出身于恩基爱议事厅的骷髅党们,迅速成立了反抗组织,在之后的10年里,与绿霸展开殊死斗争。

溃败中的绿霸孤注一掷,派出终结者穿越时空,企图寻找并除掉骷髅党的领袖以改变未来。 而骷髅党派出的保卫者,才刚刚到达????

我要你的银鳞胸甲,你的暴击猎枪,还有你这双限量版的阿迪王。

这位大哥,我蛋疼得不行,菊花还痒,大哥能不能载我一程,我就去前面基爱崖。 正好,我也要去基爱崖,上车吧!

城市管理者乙:停车!

网毅:小伙,你拨我车钥匙做啥? 呃,小伙,你别跑啊!

城市管理者甲:喂,你!涉嫌非法营运, 扣车,罚款一万G!

网毅:没没,我根本不认识他,这个小伙蛋疼,我做好事载他一程!

城市管理者乙:喝!还敢狡辩,加罚一万!不认识他?不认识你载他做啥? 你这种行为,明显与常理相悖啊!

城管林:你涉嫌非法营运行为证据确凿,事实清楚,取证手段并无不当。

网毅:啊Sir,不是,不是啊。

城市管理者乙:你有权保持不沉默

城管城市管理者甲:但我们很快会让你沉默!

会长:都啥时候了,九村一点开巫妖王的动静都没得!

我日你个妈,日你个妈,日你个妈哟!

会员A:会长,要淡定,要像13块满仓中石油那样淡定!

会长:淡定?淡定你个担担面!你看这个脑残版本拖到如今,玩家都快变态咯!到处都是啥

子不分团!

会员A:会长,冷静??您年纪大了,不能激动啊会长。

白鸡不分,魔脊不分,乌鸦不分,祖阿曼黄金CD来法系,妖头胸针急速戒指都不分,呃,有本事把公正徽章也不分啊?

会员B:会长,已经不分了,牌子要么换宝石上交,要么进团先交押金。

会长:哇考不会吧?

会员C:现在黑装也有新手法了,团长打完BOSS立即掉线,过几个小时再上来拿尸体,还强词夺理说自己是临时性的即意掉线。

会员B:还有那种随机黑装团更恶心,团长看心情随机黑你几件装备的。

会长:这国服世风日下,我是看在眼里疼在蛋上啊!喊看你妹去偷水产之书回来开巫妖王,都几个月咯,信都没得一个,真不晓得还要拖到几时喔??

悲剧!真他妈的悲剧!

这国服,就像一张茶几,茶几上放??

网毅: 茶几上放的都是杯具!

五折叔,十年前的你,一点都没显得年轻啊,您好,在下网毅丁撒石。

丁撒石?网毅?

10年后的今天,就是五折叔你,派我回来终结九村的。

会长:10年后?

网毅:事情是这样(丁撒石和玩家解释,加速)

会长:恩,如果真是我派你穿越时空的话,你应该知道我们公会银行的密码。

网毅:密码是3.137.158.21

会长:恩

会员A:可是,未来当真如此悲惨?你看会长都已经47岁了,也算是花季?也要被护航?法定成年岁数不是35吗

网毅:绿霸不但有而立护航,不惑护航,古稀护航等众多分身,它还通过电视购物,购买了芙蓉姐姐,八心八箭,AIPC和金坷垃

把这些组装成了一件声波武器??

会长:难道是传说中的要你命30X100?

网毅:错!是比Acfun资深山寨歌手上甘岭老师还可怕3000倍的噪音之王,曾!铁!可! 三个会员:啊?!

会长:啊?!曾哥要是吃了金坷垃,那绵羊分贝能到1800啊

网毅:为了切断网络,阻止绿霸传播脑残病毒,我们甚至动用了终极断网武器——暴风影音,但为时已晚,无济于事啊。

面对曾哥那足以毁天灭地的狮子座流星雨!别说瑞狮那个娱乐货,就连卡巴司机,也都泪流满面啊。

会长:太可怕了,真是让我心神不宁啊!作为“一个爷们”政策的坚定支持者,我表示压力很大

网毅:但是,脑残病毒在恩基爱一直成不了气候,绝大部分骷髅党没有变脑残,依然保留了爱说实话的独立人格。并且,骷髅党大多都信仰春哥

作战时,都拥有死后原地复活的能力。

会员C:是满血满状态复活吧?

网毅:对!最关键的是,绿霸虽然战斗力高达4000万,但它是见不得阳光的,而骷髅党们最擅长就是午夜作战!

会员B:可是,九村拖着不开巫妖王,骷髅党的规模已经不如以前了!

网毅:所以五折叔给我的任务,就是回到现在终结九村,开放巫妖王增员更多的骷髅党,改变艾泽拉斯被核协打击毁灭的未来。

会长:等等!就算终结了九村,你网毅就有把握能开巫妖王?

网毅:哈哈,我智商178,高考640,百米9秒8,完全达到恩基爱的标准!不但开全新奔驰,同事全是美女黑丝,无论从那个方面看,都比那个拉黄鱼车的家伙要强。只要各位支持我网毅,不但开巫妖王小事一桩,加入包子聊天表情,那都是指日可待啊。

会长:丁撒石!既然你们网易想要护球,那就要护到底喔!

丁哥:放心,像正龙拍虎,秋雨捐书这样的事情,我们网毅,是绝对不会做的,一定为广大玩家造天亮。

会长:要得,为了早日开放巫妖王,我们玩家支持你!

镜头后面会飞的多科兽,意思是网易在骗人

网毅:开服就送4周年熊宝宝!

会员A:\撒石哥威武!/

保证没有外挂!

会员B:\撒石哥荡漾!/

三通线路!

会员C:\撒石哥求交往!/

而且,我还可以给魔兽的女性角色,增加女仆裙装喔!

会长:喔喔\这个好这个好!/

网毅:嘿嘿,我现在问你们,玩魔兽选那家代理好?

会员A:玩魔兽,到网毅,进团就当MT!

会员B:玩魔兽,到网毅,PK副本都强力!

会员C:玩魔兽,到网毅,轻松成就高玩帝!

会长: 玩魔兽,到网毅,卡拉赞毕业太容易!

奔幸福大道,到网毅梦幻魔兽学校!

\走进网毅,全程牛B!/

(画面切成电视购物)

在看视频的各位,赶快拨打屏幕下方的电话定购战网,只要是恩基爱的玩家,原价9千9百八的注册费用,现在只要9块9毛8!对,你没有听错,9块9毛8,前100位打进电话的玩家,更可获得价值1234元,针对末日回响特别设计的滚键盘套装!没有空格键,长时间使用不伤脸!用别的键盘你做的到吗?做得到吗?各位玩家,不要再犹豫了,你看我们又接到20多个定购电话,库存已经不多了!心动不如行动,赶快拿起电话,定购吧!

费物!费物!

你一个Chinajoy的海归盗贼

连一个恩基爱的土鳖骷髅党都对付不了!

女王,不是我无能

而是骷髅党太狡猾

他们在恩基爱和那帮镰刀斗了快七年了,经验丰富啊! 而那个看你妹,好像还是骷髅党的头儿

少和我强调客观理由

没有水产之书,怎么开巫妖王?

开不了巫妖王,怎么留住玩家?

魔兽世界占我们九村90%财政收入,你知道吗? 女王,我已经尽力了

(乡长驾到!)

女王,那这个月的绩效奖??

你还有脸找我要奖金?

你打死我好啦!

朱乡长!

都退下吧,

还不快给我滚?

下属无能,没能拿到水产之书

还请乡长恕罪??

行了行了,水产之书就不用管它了

来,给爷笑一个。

可您之前说的是??

开不了巫妖王的关键,就在水产之书啊

水产之书只不过是我派舅舅放出一个烟雾弹 用来把玩家舆论

引导到对我们九村有利的地方去而已

你是个职业经理人啊

舅舅的话,你也跟着信?

猪肉在涨

你也跟着涨?

- 什么?- 那开巫妖王的关键是?

钱!

之前我以为,最贪财的莫过于水产之书的主人 没想到那暴雨?

难道那帮老外,想趁续约时再狠宰我们一刀?

何止一刀,暴雨让我们九村出钱,再成立一个合资村 而这个村的运营计划、财务预算、人员任命 都是他暴雨说了算

我们九村只能管管技术,修修电脑??

我们九村修电脑

他们暴雨床上搞

这太过份了吧?

都蹬鼻子上脸了!

我听到风声

有人想我们九村抢魔怔??魔兽世界

所以我今天亲自出马

你我一同去找暴雪,做最后的谈判。

遵命!

去之前

你让外面那些客服把《禁止转阵营》协议都给我签了 万一我们要是输了,我们培养出来的好人 绝不能去给对面修电脑!

大神,500万这个价

我们九村已经是砸锅卖铁了!

卧槽,500万就想续约巫妖王?

你是脑子进水了

还是当我是中石化啊?

我告诉你,我暴雨虽然没什么本事

但我跳着票,照样吃香的喝辣的

500万你开玩笑!

大神,你可有想过

魔兽世界已经快五年了,除了我们九村之外 有谁愿意接着啃这块腊肉?

我来!

3.15亿!

巫妖王连同你们暴雨以后所有的游戏

我们网毅3.15亿全吃了。

是扣了五险一金之后,到手3.15亿喔

还要开发票喔

就开发票!

不但有刮刮乐

还有新版密保卡37选7哟!

好,就给你们网??

异议!驳回!

丁撒石?居然是你?

你个死胖子

哼哼,正是我

朱乡长,久仰了

你个死车夫

丁撒石,原来是在你抢我的魔兽

VV你让开,让我来撞死他

小朱子,你是不是不给我面子啊?

大神,你和网毅难道早有了一腿???

真是五十码笑百码啊

哼,你们九村找上EB那个小三的时候

我就知道你丫有反骨!

篇二:红色警戒3经典台词

红色警戒3经典台词 动员兵(Conscript)

出生

Conscript Training Finished动员兵训练完毕

攻击

They’re shooting at me! 他们在射我!

Dirty dogs!

I fight bravely! 我打的很勇敢!

Together comrades! 同志们,来呀!

They have guns too!? 他们怎么也有枪?

We’re shooting the enemy! 我们正在射击敌人!

Just like training video! 就像教学片里一样!

Atas Mokami!

I don’t like this anymore! 我不玩了!

选择

Ready to Fight for Union. 准备为苏联而战

We serve glorious union. 我们忠于光荣的苏联

Is it Time?到时候了吗

This is nice clothes! 这衣服真不错.

Who was doing anything. 谁在干吗

Am I supposed to do something? 想让我做什么

Conscript here. 动员兵报到

Conscript excited to fight.

I make premier proud. 我令总理自豪.

Show me what to do 告诉我干什么

Huh? Me? 啊? 我吗?

Here I am 我来了

移动

Oh OK

Yes Sir

Moving

As fast as I can 尽快

I can do 我行

Have we won yet? 我们还没打赢?

Of course 当然了

Oh, ok

Whatever you say 你是对的(你说什么都可以)

I go

攻击

Firing weapon! 开火!

Finally! The real thing! 终于来真格的了!

Premier will be very proud! 总理会非常骄傲的!

At last! Real battle! 最后,真正开打了

We march to victory! 我们走向胜利!

Who’s with me? 谁跟我?

Now? 现在?

It’s them! Field promotion here I come! 战场升官我来了!

For mother Russia! 为了苏联母亲!

Attack! 攻击!

For the Union 为了苏联!!

Kill them like watermelon 把他们像西瓜一样宰了!

Hula! 万岁!(燃烧瓶飞行的声音)

Vodakack! (俄罗斯白酒+攻击两个单词合并)

Catch this! 接着!

Throw the fire! 扔火焰!

They will burn! 他们会着火!

进入建筑

Ahh, thank you 啊,谢谢.

Good, let’s take a break 不错,来歇一歇

What’s in here 这里有啥?

It looks dark 里面好像很黑

They have television in there? 那里有电视吗?

防空步兵(Flak Trooper)

出生

Flak Trooper, doing my time. 防空步兵,尽我所能

攻击

That’s right sucker! 有本事你继续啊! #%@!

Ahh don’t cry now! 现在可别掉眼泪!

Can I go free now? 现在我自由了么?

So this is war? 这就是战争吧....

And there’s more coming 又来了一批.....

Come on punk 来吧! ^%%@#!

Let’s riot 来暴动吧!

选择

You’re gonna make me carry this? 你要我背着这个?

Just till I get these chains off 等我把这些铁链弄开.

Yeah? 嗯?

I have to carry this around? 我得背着这个到处跑

What’s it gonna be? 这是什么

Someone’s gonna pay 总有人得负责(我背着这么重的东西到处跑,得找人泄愤?)So this is what they call community service 这就是他们说的社区劳动?So what’s it gonna be? 然后呢?

Who wants a piece of this? 谁要尝尝这个?

Where’s the food you promised? 你答应我的食物呢?

Beats being in a goolag 起码比呆在劳改营里好

I’m innocent I swear 我是无辜的! 我发誓!

Flak trooper 防空兵报到

移动

Ok but then I rest 好吧但是到了以后得休息

Alright 好

What do I get 有啥好处?

Errr

Erua

I’m going

If you say so 如果你这么说的话?

Yeah yeah

Whatever 无所谓?

攻击

They’ll see what’s it like 他们会尝到滋味的

Flak them轰他们

Is he next? 他就是下一个?

Kill

Here’s your share 这是你的份!

Punish them! 惩罚他们!

Hold this for me 帮我拿住这个(地雷)

Let them have it 他们要就给他们吧(地雷)

Mines ready 磁雷就绪

Kabooom (爆炸声)

进入建筑

What’s in there? 那里都有什么?

Just don’t lock the door 别锁门就可以

Get in there 进去!

They serve food? 他们给吃的吗

娜塔莎

出生

Natasha here, you have a list for me? 娜塔莎在此,有给我的黑名单吗? 攻击

I can’t kill if I’m dead 我要是死了就不能杀敌了

This pain is nothing 擦伤而已

They’re trying to take me out 他们正试图干掉我

Should I die, another shall raise 我死了还会有人替

So many targets, so little time 这么多敌人,这么点时间.

There’s still more of them 还有更多敌人!

Next? 下一个轮到谁?

I’ll take some down with me 我会拖几个一起走的!

They seem so upset 他们好像生气了

选择

You like my scope? 喜欢我的狙击镜么?

I’m ready for a kill 准备好杀敌了

Angel of death 死亡天使

I always find my prey 我从来都能找到我的猎物

Natasha Vocova 娜塔莎.沃科娃

Natasha here 娜塔莎在此

Many will die this day 今天会死很多人

I always get what I want 我从来都能得到我想要的

Whenever you’re ready 随时准备就训

Just point me in their direction 只要给我指明方向

移动

The hunt continues 狩猎在继续

I’ll keep it in mind 我会记住的

What next? 然后呢?

I’ve got their sent 我嗅到他们的踪迹了

On the move 移动中

In time 准时到达

Let’s be off 撤离

Taking position 占领有利地形

攻击

Shot through the heart 爆心脏

Time’s up 时间到了

The pleasure’s all mine 快感都是我的(汗死?.)Sweet dreams 做个好梦

Lights out 熄灯了

I’ll take it 我来搞定

Just another stiff 只是僵一下而已

Punch right through 一击射穿(车辆装甲)

Ready the bombers 准备好轰炸机

Dead in it’s tracks (坦克)开着开着就挂了Right through their armor 射穿所有装甲

I got them lined up 他们在一条直线上

AP ammo loaded 穿甲弹上膛

进入建筑

This one will have to do 这间可以

I can use this one 我可以利用这间

A room with a view please 我要一个有”景”的房间 战斗工程师(Combat Engineer)

选中:Ah

I am here for you!我在这

Yes!

You have the time! 你有时间!

What was that again? 那又是什么?

Aaaahhhh~~(打哈欠)

Combat engineer战斗工程师

Em? 嗯?

What is it ?什么?

Somebody calls for an engineer? 有人需要工程师么?I once was professor.我曾经是教授。

移动:

What ever you say!什么都听你的!

Yep. 好的!

Kohhhh ~~(咳嗽)

I'm in good shape! 我状态很好

I can do that! 那个我行!

OK...ok

Yes that yes。。

占领:

篇三:怦然星电影台词

我只希望朱莉?贝克能离我远点all i ever wanted was for juli baker to leave me alone.故事始于一年级暑假 年的夏天it all began in the summer of , before the start of second grade. 我们到家啦here we are.

你们觉得这里怎么样?

我挺喜欢的what do you guys think?

i like this place.

很赞呢 我的房间是什么颜色?

its cool.

uh, what color is my room?

别急嘛just you wait.

咱们进去瞧瞧 嘿 布莱斯lets see whats inside.

过来给我搭把手搬东西why dont, uh, you and i go help unload the van让姑娘们去整理厨房吧and the womenfolk here can get in the kitchen and start setting up.好的 老爸okay, dad.

嗨 我是朱莉?贝克 喂喂喂 你干嘛呢?

hi, im juli baker.

hey, hey, what are you doing?

要我帮忙吗?

dont you want some help?

不必了 那里面都是贵重物品no.

theres some valuable things in there.

那我就搬这个吧 不用了how about this one?

no, no, no.

赶紧回家吧 你妈妈没准在找你呢run home.

your mothers probably wondering where you are.

没关系 我妈妈知道我在哪 她同意我过来oh, no, my mom knows where i am.she said its fine.

显然这姑娘也太不识趣了it didnt take long to realize this girl could not take a hint.

咱们仨在这儿有点挤吧 不要紧啊its crowded in here with three people.i dont mind.

毫无自知之明 我们一起推吧?

of any kind.

you wanna push this one together?

布莱斯 你妈妈还等着你去帮忙吧?

bryce, isnt it time for you to go help your mother?

是啊是啊oh, yeah.

我真是拿她没辙i mean, nothing would stop her.

我终于忍无可忍 这时候诡异的事情却发生了i was about to tell her to get lost when the weirdest thing happened.

我真是难以置信i couldnt believe it.

我居然会牵着陌生女孩的手there i was holding hands with this strange girl.我咋就惹上了这种麻烦?

你好呀how did i get into this mess?

well, hello.

看来你已经认识我儿子了i see youve met my son我不得不使出岁男生仅有的气概finally, i did the only manly thing available when youre years old.

然而 还有一大串的麻烦等着我however, my troubles were far from over.

就在我走进叶尔森老师的教室时the minute i walked into miss yelsons classroom布莱斯?

你也在这啊bryce?

youre here.

很显然it was clear:即使在学校 也无法逃脱她的魔掌school would not be a sanctuary.

嘿 布莱斯 你女朋友呢?

hey, bryce, wheres your girlfriend?

枉我一世英名啊i was branded for life.

嘿 布莱斯 你咋不向她求婚呢?

hey, bryce, why dont you ask her to marry you?

布莱斯和朱莉爬上树梢bryce and juli sitting in a tree卿卿我我甜如蜜k-l-s-s-l-n-g搬来镇上的第一年简直就是场灾难my first year in town was a disaster.瞧那小两口呀look at them.

接下来的三年也不尽如人意and the next three werent much better.

就这么捱到了六年级 我总算不再坐以待毙but finally, in the sixth grade, i took action.

想到了一个大狠招i hatched the plan.

雪利sherry.

雪利 等一下sherry, wait up.

嗨 布莱斯hi, bryce.

heh.

我向雪利?斯道尔斯展开攻势i asked out sherry stalls.

我想问你愿不愿意.

.

.

i was wondering if you wanted to go这个招数的绝妙之处在于to full appreciate the brilliance of this plan雪利?斯道尔斯是朱莉的眼中钉you have to understand that juli hated sherry stalls但我始终想不通其中的缘由though i never understood why.雪利长发飘飘 为人和善sherry was nice, friendly and she had a lot of hair.我妈之前一直不让我打耳洞 后来我拼命求她at first, my mother wouldnt let me get my ears pierced, but i begged我原本一心指望 只要和雪利吃吃饭the idea was that sherry would eat with me散散步 就能让朱莉知难而退maybe wed walk around together, and hopefully juli would lose interest.

她还是不允许我岁前打耳洞but i still cant get the hoops till im .

太可惜了oh, thats a shame.

米娜妮也想打耳洞so melanie wanted to get her ears pierced,但她老妈也不是省油的灯but of course her mother said no.

事情进展相当顺利things were unfolding quite nicely.

你的科学实验打算怎么做?

what are you doing for your science project?

直到我所谓的挚友加利特?埃恩德that is, until my supposed best friend, garrett einbinder开始打起了雪利的主意took an interest in sherry himself.

我想展示各种护发素i was thinking of showing how split ends react 如何修复头发分叉with different hair conditioners.

太棒了thats fascinating.

俗话说得好 重色必轻友 加利特这个叛徒loyalty gave way to desire and garrett, the turncoat向雪利全盘托出我的计划told sherry what i was up to.

混蛋jerk.

她自然很是生气she didnt take it well.

至于朱莉word got back to juli, 她自然又开始对我故技重施and pretty soon she started up with the goo-goo eyes again.

而且还变本加厉only this time it was worse.

居然开始嗅我she started sniffing me.

你没听错 她居然用鼻子嗅我thats right, sniffing me.

搞什么飞机啊?

what was that all about?

我只能期望来年能摆脱魔掌my only consolation was that next year would be different.

但愿升入初中后junior high, bigger school.

不用再和她同班 maybe wed be in different classes 彻底结束我的噩梦and it would finally, finally be over. 见到布莱斯?罗斯基的第一眼 我便怦然心动了the first day i met bryce loski, i flipped.

他的双眸让我如痴如醉it was those eyes, something in those dazzling eyes.我们一起推吧?

you wanna push this one together?

那时候他们刚搬到我家隔壁his family had just moved into the neighborhood我过去帮他们搬东西and id gone over to help them.

我在车里刚呆了分钟 id been in the van all of two minutes 他老爸就让她去帮他妈妈when his dad sent him off to help his mom.

我知道他并不想离开i could see he didnt wanna go.

于是我追上前去 so i chased after him to see 问他能不能先玩一会再进屋if we could play a little before he got trapped inside.

接着他便用力握着我的手the next thing i know, hes holding my hand与我深情凝视and looking right into my eyes.

那一刹那 我的心停止了跳动my heart stopped.

这一刻到来了吗?

was this it?

是时候迎来我的初吻了吗?

would this be my first kiss?

没想到他妈妈却出来了 你好呀but then his mother came out.

well, hello.

那晚我躺在床上 不停幻想初吻的场景i went to bed that night thinking of the kiss that might have been. 我知道他对我动心了 i mean, it was clear he had feelings for

me, 只是怯于表达爱意but he was just too shy to show them.

妈妈说过男孩子都会这样my mother said boys were like that.

我决定帮他克服心中的恐惧 so i decided to help him out.

布莱斯?

你也在这啊bryce?

youre here.

我会竭尽所能帮他彻底释放自我i would give him plenty of opportunity to get over his shyness. 六年级那年 我学着有所收敛by the sixth grade, id learned to control myself.

没想到半路却杀出个雪利?斯道尔斯then sherry stalls entered the picture.

雪利?斯道尔斯就是一人尽可夫的长舌妇sherry stalls was nothing but a whiny, gossipy, backstabbing flirt.

头发长见识短all hair and no substance.

而且她竟然.

.

.

and there she was和布莱斯十指紧扣 那可是我家布莱斯holding hands with bryce.my bryce.

我的初吻白马王子the one who was walking around with my first kiss.我决定对她视而不见 依照布莱斯的品性my solution was to ignore her.

i knew a boy of bryces caliber总有一天能意识到雪利有多浅薄无知would eventually see through a shallow conniver like sherry stalls.

如我所料 他俩一周后便分手了it took all of a week.

they broke up at recess.

她也不看看自己几斤几两she didnt take it well.

自从布莱斯摆脱了朱莉的魔掌 now that bryce was out of sherrys evil clutches, 对我也变得更为友善he started being nicer to me.

嗨 朱莉 嗨 布莱斯hi, juli.

hi, bryce.

他如此腼腆可人he was so shy and so cute他的发丝间弥漫着西瓜的香氛and his hair, it smelled like watermelon.

我简直如痴如醉i couldnt get enough of it.

整整一年我都沉浸在这迷人的芬芳里i spent the whole year secretly sniffing watermelon期盼着何时能迎来我的初吻and wondering if i was ever going to get my kiss.升入初一后 生活开始有所改观seventh grade brought changes, all right.但最大的变化并非学校but the biggest one didnt happen at school.

而是出现在家中it happened at home.

外公搬来与我们同住my grandfather came to live with us.

妈妈说他是过于思念外婆 才会如此迷惘mom said he stared like that because he missed grandma. 但他怎么可能对我推心置腹呢that was not something grandpa would ever talk about with me. 其实他在我面前总是沉默寡言as a matter of fact, he never talked about much of anything with me. 直到朱莉的名字登上了当地报纸that is, until juli appeared in the local newspaper.

布莱斯 能和你聊聊吗?

有事吗?

oh, bryce.

may i speak with you?

what?

坐吧 孩子have a seat, son.

跟我说说你的朋友朱莉?贝克吧tell me about your friend juli baker.

其实朱莉算不上是我朋友juli.

shes not exactly my friend.

为什么呢?

oh.

whys that?

你怎么突然问这个?

why do you wanna know?

朱莉?贝克登上梅菲尔德时报now, juli baker did not wind up in the mayfield times可不是因为她天赋异禀for being an eighth-grade einstein.

而是因为她赖在无花果树上no, she got front-page coverage because she refused 死活不肯下来to climb out of a sycamore tree.

朱莉?贝克和那棵白痴无花果树juli baker and that stupid sycamore tree.

她认为那棵树she always thought it was gods gift 是上帝对我们的恩赐to our little corner of the universe.

嘿 布莱斯 过来和我们一起爬树不?

hey, bryce.

不了 谢谢no, thanks.

布莱斯 快上来嘛 很好玩的bryce.

its fun.

可以看到全世界呢 我没空you can see everything.

i cant.

我爸爸让我帮他去修.

.

.

my dad needs me to help him fix修东西a thing.

拉倒吧thats all i needed.

我才不要和朱莉?贝克一起爬树呢climb up a tree with juli baker.

我可不想重温二年级的噩梦id be dragged right back into the second grade.布莱斯和朱莉爬上树梢bryce and juli sitting in a tree.

我宁可下半辈子吃青豆度日why dont you just make me eat lima beans for the rest of my life. 还有三个街区就来了its three blocks away.

只剩两个喽two blocks.

还有最后一个one block away.

还真把自己当回事 最受不了她这种人了like thats valuable information.i hate it when she does that.

真希望校车哪天能罢工i like to think theres at least a chance the bus wont show.这棵树在晨曦中显得尤为美丽 你说对么?

i think the tree looks particularly beautiful in this light.


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